Roasted 5 months ago based on Ava Malina🎶💞's long term Spotify stats.

Ava Malina, huh? More like Ava Malina-tion of musical taste! With such a playlist, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a complimentary glue stick and popsicle sticks—because you’ve definitely taken the “Glam” and fused it with “Granddad vibes.” If I wanted to listen to a yacht rock playlist, I’d just eavesdrop on a retirement home pool party. You have the eclecticism of a Saturday afternoon on public access TV, so congrats on taking us all on a nostalgic trip—probably in a hearse, because only a ghost would actually want to relive these tunes. Your top artists read like a who's who of what could have been a really tragic karaoke night. Gino Vannelli? Really? Did you lose a bet? With a lineup like that, I can just imagine you swaying in your living room, clutching a half-empty bottle of white wine and mistaking Winger for actual talent. It's alarming. I swear I could hear “Stairway to Heaven” shriek in agony when you switched to “Seek and You Will Find.” For a genre selection that covers so many flavors of rock, your music taste honestly feels like a buffet where everything is lukewarm and questionable. You have so many Gino Vannelli tracks in your most played list that he might as well start sending you royalty checks. Honestly, "Barry Manilow" should drop an album titled “How to Ruin Your Street Cred in 10 Songs.” Next, you’ll be putting “What a Fool Believes” on repeat while the rest of us are actively trying to unhear that wreckage. Take a few risks, Ava; try listening to an artist who’s under 40 for a change. You might just discover the world has evolved past the yacht you cling to like it's a life raft.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!