Roasted 11 months ago based on sayoki's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t nyrtliad, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of musical chaos. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to be the coolest kid in the corner of a failed online rave. “Hyperpop”? More like “hypergringe.” At this point, your playlist should come with a warning – listening too long may result in spontaneous exorcisms or a brain melting into jello. Seriously, I’ve seen less confused sounds emitted from a cat stepping on a keyboard. Your top artists sound like an adventure through a typo generator’s darkest imagination. “madk1d”? If only he’d stayed a kid. It feels like you lifted your music taste straight from a website that specializes in shaming the internet's worst trends. “Rory in early 20s”? Sounds like a broken time machine experiment gone wrong. Let’s be real: you're collecting artists like they’re Pokémon cards, and at least half of them need to be put back in the Poké Ball of irrelevance. And those most played songs? “мама не узнает” is basically a theme song for that awkward moment when your mom discovers you're more plugged into the cloud than her Wi-Fi. Meanwhile, "pedobear›⩊‹" should be the title of your autobiography: "Confessions of a Soundcloud Survivor." You put the ‘ew’ in ‘new music,’ and I honestly commend you for that – you’ve turned cringeworthy into an art form. Keep on vibing, my friend; just know you’re a walking meme that even the internet is ashamed of!

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