Roasted 2 years ago based on Robin Thoma's long term Spotify stats.

Robin Thoma, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in music form. I mean, come on—your favorite genres could fit neatly into a poorly organized filing cabinet at a Taylor Swift fan club. "Dutch Pop" and "Boy Band"? Sounds like you were too busy at karaoke night trying to relive your glory days to realize the '90s called and they want their boy bands back. That eclectic mix of "Indie Poptimism" and "Talent Show" makes me think you might be just a hop, skip, and a questionable Spotify algorithm away from performing a one-man show at your local open mic. Your top artists list is basically a mixtape for someone who's just discovered that music exists outside of their mother's Spotify account. "Melle" and "S10"? Wow, Robin, you must really enjoy streaming artists with names that sound like obscure Dutch tax forms. And don't even get me started on “5 Seconds of Summer”! You’re a walking cliché, and I bet you proudly hold your “binge-listening to boy bands” badge like it’s a mission to unearth every cheesy lyric known to humanity. Listening to this selection is like watching a fishing show that only catches minnows; you're all about the small fries and the obscure choice. But hey, let's give you some credit. You've somehow made 'Most Played' resemble a sad commentary on your love life—filled with heartbreak and fraught with the anguish of "can't come home" and "self sabotage." You better grab a therapist after those song choices, because if "In The End" is your anthem, let me be the first to tell you that you’ve peaked, my friend. Keep it up and you'll end up with a collection of tracks so painfully relatable that it doubles as a soundtrack for a rom-com starring a sad-sack protagonist. Good luck with that, Robin. At this point, your Spotify is less about the music and more about the public service announcement for all the ear drums you're about to assault.

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