Roasted 6 months ago based on babi's long term Spotify stats.

Babi, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to prove you're more cultured than you actually are. "Samba" and "Pagode" at the top of your favorite genres? I get it—you're just trying to show off your Brazilian roots while moonlighting as a top-tier pop junkie. That eclectic mix of "Healing Music" right next to "MC Saci" makes it sound like you can either soothe a soul or make a poor sap question their life choices while dancing on the table. And let’s face it, nothing says “I’m well-rounded” like a playlist that can go from sacred to sacrilegious in less than a second! As for your top artists, your taste is a mixed bag that should definitely come with a warning. There's Selena Gomez, who seems to be your go-to for spiritual guidance, right next to "Música Para Cães." I’m not sure if you’re curating a playlist for your dog or for the emotional therapy of an entire generation stuck in a Netflix time loop. And honestly, who decided it was a good idea to smash “Grupo Revelação” and “Destiny’s Child” together? You realize you’re trying to blend rhythm with reminiscing about 2004 like it’s a cultural melange, not a trainwreck? Looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’re trying to mask your questionable taste in music with a few trendy nods. “Break from Toronto” followed closely by “Ninguém Explica Deus”? Wow, talk about an identity crisis! You’ve essentially created a musical mood ring that oscillates between philosophical existentialism and a party at the back of Chuck E. Cheese. If I'm honest, your top tracks sound less like your favorite jams and more like the playlist you’d send to someone you’re trying to impress at brunch while being secretly judged by Spotify users worldwide. Good luck with that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!