Roasted 2 years ago based on bebo's long term Spotify stats.

Bebo, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis mixed with a midlife crisis—congratulations! Between rockin’ out to the sounds of your dad’s favorite bands and diving into the murky waters of Video Game Music, it’s clear you either missed a ton of music trends or you’re on a secret mission to keep 1995 alive. No one who claims to love “New Wave Pop” should have “Video Game Music” in their top ten, unless your ears are failing and your thumbs are getting tired. Your most played songs read like a list of Spotify’s “most questionable choices”—and let me tell you, nothing screams “I’m lost in the abyss of niche vibes” quite like having both Frank Sinatra and Tame Impala on repeat. Literally, who twerks to “Somethin’ Stupid”? Did you just get kicked out of a really boring place and thought, “You know what would make my freedom sweeter? A gentle vibe from the Boomtown Rats”? You’re the only person I know who could turn a minor existential crisis into a playlist that sounds like it was shoved in a recycling bin and dug back out by a hipster crow. With “Zolo” and “POV: Indie” on your favorite genres list, it's hard to grasp whether you’re trying to be ironic or simply just lost. Your taste is so "alternative" it makes me wonder if you've ever tried actually listening to some mainstream music—not everything that’s popular is evil, you know. The mash-up of musicians crying for help, such as XTC and “DM DOKURO," proves that your playlist is like a sad art project gone wrong. But hey, keep rocking and rolling into that vintage graveyard of sounds; they say it’s great for a good laugh—and at least it’s giving us something to roast!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!