Roasted 4 months ago based on Bigga D's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Bigga D, the king of playlists that sound like the rejected soundtrack for a low-budget action movie. I mean, who needs variety when your music taste reads like the Yelp reviews for a pop-up bodega? You’ve got Drill, French Rap, and Acid Techno all crammed in there like a sad little music potluck where no one actually brought anything worthwhile. Seriously, your Spotify could double as a safety guide in a gentrified neighborhood—"Warning: Exposure to this playlist may lead to an intense desire to start a vigilante group in Brooklyn." And let’s talk about your top artists; Pop Smoke and Drake are the white bread of modern rap, and you're spreading it on thick! Does Lijpe even know he’s featured on a list with a man whose last name sounds like he’s the code for a B-list superhero? Meanwhile, we’ve got “menace Santana” in the mix—what, were the local drama kids unavailable for this collaboration? Your taste caters to the kind of vibe where everyone’s wearing hoodies and grim expressions while pretending it’s all about the artistry, meanwhile they’re just trying to recoup their therapy bills through bass drops and existential dread. Finally, let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs, which sound like they were curated while you were half-asleep, scrolling through someone else's Spotify at 3 AM. “Mindset” by “KA” basically screams, “I need therapy,” while “Saison 2” reminds us that your favorite genre should really just be “Songs That Make My Neighbors Question My Life Choices.” With a lineup like that, it’s no wonder you’re sitting alone in the corner at the party—your playlist is the socially awkward kid nobody wants to dance with. But hey, don’t worry, we’re all here to root for you. Just. Maybe. Re-evaluate your life choices a little?
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