Roasted 2 years ago based on binalaura's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, binalaura, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's Saturday night spent wallowing in their own angst while scrolling through a Pinterest board titled "Music for Feeling Deep." With genres like "Escape Room" and "Metropopolis," it’s clear you're trying to escape reality, but the only thing you’re really trapped in is a soundscape of confusion and questionable life choices. Did you think “Art Pop” would make you sound cultured? Newsflash: it just means you’re listening to the musical equivalent of someone throwing paint on a canvas while secretly crying. Your favorite artists list looks like the lineup for a hipster art show that’s also hosting a therapy session. Allie X, Charli XCX, and Shygirl may look impressive at first glance, but I can't help but wonder if you need these eclectic choices to distract from the fact that you have the emotional range of a damp sponge. And really, who knew that "Dark Synthpop" was just code for “I need therapy but I’ll settle for music that makes me feel like I’m in a 90s goth club”? At this point, your top songs read like an emotional whistle-blower alerting everyone that you have officially hit rock bottom. Most played songs from Cloud Rat? Now that’s some serious self-sabotage. “Losing Weight” and “Harbinger of Nothing” — solid choices for someone who definitely has a healthy relationship with food and self-esteem. It’s as if you’ve curated a playlist designed to ensure any at-home listening session will end with you Googling “How to fix your life.” So do us all a favor, binalaura: take a break from your dark-pop fever dream and listen to something that will actually inspire you to get out of bed. Or don’t; I hear misery loves company!

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