Roasted 2 years ago based on Nathália Lyssa's long term Spotify stats.

Nathália Lyssa, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who got stuck in a neon-lit bubblegum factory. If I didn’t know any better, I’d assume you were conducting a sociological experiment on the effects of an overwhelming amount of K-Pop on one’s basic motor skills. Seriously, “Dance Pop" right next to “Funk Carioca”? What is this, the soundtrack to a Brazilian K-Pop fever dream? You’re like a DJ trying to throw a party in a blender – good luck trying to figure out what’s actually playing! And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like you Googled “Most Popular Artists of Today” and then hit the “Add to Playlist” button like a cat walking on a keyboard. You have more BTS tracks than actual social interaction skills. I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I heard someone over the age of 25 scream “Stan BLACKPINK” at me, I could probably buy you a personality more diverse than the K-Pop section at a Walmart. Ever heard of variety? Or are you just trying to become the first person to single-handedly revive the 2016 dance party?! But I won’t be too hard on you, Nathália. After all, your top songs are as chaotic as a high school musical with too many subplots, and I have to respect the hustle. Whether you’re dancing like nobody's watching or living your best life as if your Spotify account were a karaoke bar, at least you own your choices. Just know that when your friends ask about your music taste, you might want to pretend to be listening to something more profound—like elevator music or the sounds of silence.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!