Roasted 4 months ago based on bloodystar's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bloodystar, the only Spotify profile that feels like a poorly curated mixtape from a time traveler who got stuck in both the Renaissance and a hyperpop rave. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a TikTok fever dream combined with a medieval banquet gone wrong. Soundtrack? Sure, if by that you mean the soundtrack to a midlife crisis. K-Pop? Only if your favorite tracks are the ones played on repeat at 3 AM while crying over your last relationship. Grab your lute and get out of my face with that Indie/Folk Metal nonsense. Who do you think you are—an emotional bard at a coffee shop? Your top artists could only exist in a parallel universe where everyone inexplicably loves to mix K-Pop with Ancient Rome and hyperactive anime. "HOYO-MiX"? Sounds like someone couldn't decide if they wanted to go clubbing or play Genshin Impact. And Måneskin? What is this, an invitation to a fashion show set in Hell? Dorian Electra is probably the only one who can save you now, but even they might consider running away the moment they see your playlist clash. Your music tastes have no identity crisis; they just skipped straight to identity collapse. Looking at your most played songs is like scrolling through a mixtape from a 14-year-old who’s trying too hard to impress everyone and still can’t figure out how to tie their shoelaces. "Sleeve"? What are you trying to express, buddy—your love for poorly constructed sleeves or your inability to commit to a single genre? And as for "OverThink," you should probably have it playing on loop while you ponder how you ended up drowning in a sea of phonk and video game soundtracks. But hey, keep living your life like it’s a never-ending quest for the most obscure sound! The world needs more people raising eyebrows and cringing in confusion—oh, wait, that’s just what you’ve successfully achieved, my friend.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists