Roasted 2 years ago based on Bapt' - Bluwwer's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bapt' - Bluwwer, your Spotify profile is like a French bistro that forgot to take its medication. With an entire playlist dedicated to Adèle Castillon, it’s clear you’ve found your musical soulmate – too bad she doesn’t know you exist. Are you sure you’re not secretly one of her overzealous fan accounts? I’d be surprised if “Rêve” isn’t your battle cry and “Doliprane” isn’t your middle name. Your top songs list reads like a ridiculously long love letter written by a heartbroken stalker whose only skill is overplayed French pop. Let’s talk about your favorite genres for a moment. Seriously, are you trying to explore the entire French music scene or just take a questionable road trip through every "meh" genre possible? “Rap Conscient”? If your taste in music is that enlightening, I can only assume your Spotify Wrapped at the end of the year reveals your personal journey of existential crises served with a side of pretentiousness. You’ve got more subgenres listed here than actual human connection. Is “Modern Rock” just your way of saying everything else you like is stuck in a time warp? And what even is this combo of top artists? It’s like you threw darts at a board filled with bunch of names hoping something would stick. Stupeflip? More like Stupe-please-stop embarrassing yourself. You’ve got such an eclectic mix of artists that I can only assume your playlists sound like a failed experiment involving too many questionable ingredients. Someone should tell you that diversity in music doesn’t mean cramming every genre into your ears like you’re preparing for a reality show’s final showdown. Let’s get real, Bapt' - it's time to let go of your guilty pleasure and embrace a little taste.

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