Roasted 2 years ago based on réna, for bonabelle's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Bonabelle, your Spotify profile looks like you time-traveled from 2015 and got stuck in a hipster coffee shop. Seriously, I haven't seen a list of favorite genres this desperate for validation since my cousin tried to impress his crush by claiming he loved "permanent wave" hairstyles. You could sprinkle in a few more indie adjectives, but I'm not sure you’d leave that coffee shop with any dignity intact. I can practically hear the flannel shirts crying out in horror! Let's talk about your top artists. Don’t you dare try and hide behind your Taylor Swift obsession; the "sad boy" brigade is booming thanks to your Elliott Smith and Phoebe Bridgers fixation. Your playlist would make for a great soundtrack to a tragic coming-of-age movie that nobody asked for. How many times did you listen to “Moon Song” while staring out the window, hoping a pigeon would spark a journal entry? You’ve turned heartbreak into an Olympic sport, and I can’t tell if you’re competing or just stuck in the bleachers watching the misery unfold. And what’s going on with your most played songs? I get it, everyone needs an emotionally charged soundtrack while they contemplate their life choices, but “Inga kläder” by Veronica Maggio? Are you okay, or did you just get really invested in the Swedish fashion scene? You’ve curated a collection that screams “I need therapy but also a vinyl player.” It’s like you’re trying to collect all the sad girl anthems to form a duet with your inner turmoil. Bravo, Bonabelle! Well done on putting the “pop” in “unpopular choices.” Keep those playlists coming; I need a good laugh to go with my coffee.

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