Roasted 1 year ago based on Josh's long term Spotify stats.

Josh, your Spotify profile reads like the identity crisis of a 12-year-old who just discovered the internet and can’t decide whether to throw on a K-Pop shirt or an anime hoodie for his next school dance. With genres spanning from “Anime” to “Nerdcore”, your music taste is more confused than a cat at a dog park. I mean, if you were any more on the fence about your interests, you’d be a literal fence post, undecided between two tragic worlds of cringy memes and hyper-stylized animation. Your top artists list is a bizarre lineup. It’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate playlist for a middle school sleepover where no one wants to really be there. Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar washed down with a side of “bbno$”? I bet your Spotify algorithm is currently in therapy trying to process whatever social failings led you to taking “Meme Rap” so seriously. What’s next, a deep dive into the philosophical implications of “Jazz Emu”? Is that the soundtrack to your coming-of-age movie about finding your true self or just an existential crisis? And let’s talk about your most played songs—an ode not to creativity, but to repetition! If I had a dollar for every time you played “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1” and “POWER” (both by Kanye, because we get it, you’re basically his biggest fan), I could afford to fund your taste in music better. Seriously, at this point, Spotify should just add a feature where you can exclusively listen to “Kanye and Friends” to save your dignity. You’re like one Spotify Wrapped away from being officially declared a hip-hop hermit living in K-Pop denial.

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