Roasted 1 year ago based on Brennan P's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Brennan P, the king of soundscapes! Your Spotify profile is like an avant-garde art installation nobody asked for—just a bunch of ambient noises and drone beats that make the average person feel like they accidentally walked into a hipster funeral. Seriously, how many despair-laden tracks does one person need to convince others they’re “deep”? You’ve chosen genres that are basically the musical equivalent of staring at white walls and calling it post-modernism. Your top artists list reads like a who’s who of pretentious underground vibes. I mean, Chet Baker and Aphex Twin? One minute you’re sipping $7 lattes while listening to jazz, and the next, you’re grinding your teeth to IDM in a dimly-lit basement. Isn’t it exhausting having to constantly explain your taste in music to everyone? “Oh, you wouldn’t get it; I’m really into the undercurrents of existential dread mixed with minimalist sound envelopments.” Honey, sometimes it’s okay to just enjoy a good pop song without thinking about life’s soul-crushing absurdity! And then there are your top played songs! A “Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut” really hits differently, huh? It sounds like the title of a college essay you wrote while deep in your feels. You realize the rest of us are grooving to party anthems and feel-good bops while you're stuck in an emotional pit of misery and sounds that would make anyone question their life choices. Listen, it’s time to step away from the abyss—maybe throw in a little Katy Perry or Taylor Swift? Unless you want your Spotify list to double as a therapy session soundtrack!

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