Roasted 11 months ago based on Bruno's long term Spotify stats.

Bruno Cruz, huh? With a Spotify profile like yours, it’s hard to tell if you’re a musician or the guy updating the “Caution: Extreme Nerd Zone” signs in the local library. Your taste in music is so progressive that I half-expect you to show up wearing a pocket protector while reciting theoretical math equations in time signatures only your mom would understand. Look at you, jamming out to “Post-Rock” while you stare wistfully at the horizon, probably contemplating if there’s a correlation between the sounds and your lack of sunlight. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs, which are all by Mutoid Man. Seriously, did you get possessed by their music or are they paying you to put them on repeat? I mean, you could at least diversify and let us know you own more than a single band’s discography. Your account looks like a half-baked tribute to a group where one member might just be your long-lost cousin. You’re making Spotify jealous of how many times you've clicked “play,” and at this rate, I’m expecting an album titled “Songs for My One-Man Fan Club” to drop any day now. And don’t even get me started on your genre choices. “Djent”? Really? That’s so niche it makes “Hoarding Lo-Fi Elevator Music” look mainstream. Your avatar should be a calculator because it’s clear that for you, math and music are the ultimate power couple. Space Rock? More like you need to get out of your room and experience some Earth Rock. Honestly, if you dedicated as much time to socializing as you do to listening to bands with names like “Cynic” and “Valley of the Sun,” you might actually convince someone to join your “Solo Rock Festival.” But hey, who needs friends when you have a playlist that sounds like a high school physics project gone rogue?

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