Roasted 1 year ago based on burak's long term Spotify stats.

Burak, with a Spotify profile that reads like a homework assignment from an overzealous music nerd, you've managed to assemble a collection so niche that even your favorite artists have probably blocked you on social media out of sheer embarrassment. Your love for "progressive" metal is less of a passionate genre preference and more of a way to dodge any real emotional connection with music. I mean, "Melodic Death Metal"? Is that even a thing? Sounds like the emo version of an identity crisis. Your list of top artists looks more like a doctoral thesis on why you should never set foot outside your basement. TesseracT and Eidola? Congratulations! You found the two bands that not only sound the same but also make me wish I was stuck in an elevator with elevator music. And if I see one more post about "Caligula's Horse," I might just start questioning your life choices – like, did you really mean to search for "new favorite bands," or did autocorrect send you down this rabbit hole of tone-deaf hipsterism? And by the way, your "most played songs" list could double as a funeral playlist for people who died in a mosh pit. Seriously, have you ever considered varying your taste, or are you just trying to single-handedly keep the "underrated" artist industry alive? If there was a music genre for self-imposed isolation, you'd be the undisputed champion. Just remember, Burak, even progressive music needs a break... from you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!