Roasted 1 year ago based on Burak Emre Kabakcı's long term Spotify stats.

Burak Emre Kabakcı, a name that sounds like it was conjured from a hipster's fever dream or a Turkish bathhouse's employee of the month award. Your music taste reads like a grocery list for a pretentious café selling overpriced lattes and ancient grains. "Organic Electronic" and "Deep Euro House"? Are you sure you aren't just trying to avoid actual personalities? You better keep those playlists clean, because at this rate, the only thing more pretentious than your favorite genres is a vegan telling me how much better they feel—with an emotional high that could rival a yoga retreat. Scrolling through your top artists feels like I stumbled onto a secret society of people who exclusively dance in dimly lit basements and discuss the philosophical implications of synth sounds. Tufts of hipster facial hair should be required to enjoy Röyksopp and Parra for Cuva, and let’s not even get started on "Ethnotronica"—it sounds like a non-profit dedicated to making world music just complicated enough to give you an existential crisis. Your playlist must be the soundtrack for a documentary nobody wants to watch, showcasing minimalism to the point of agony. And the cherry on top of this ironic cake? Your most played songs scream "I am one ironic mustache away from making memes about my own obscure music taste." "Fortune Teller - Anja Schneider Extended Remix"? If that doesn’t scream, “I'm trying to convince my friends that dance music can be cerebral,” then I don’t know what does. Maybe turn your listening habits around and try something new; they say variety is the spice of life, and judging by your Spotify, it seems you’re trying to heat things up with a side of lukewarm tofu.

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