Roasted 23 days ago based on café 🍂's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, café 🍂, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of an anime-loving hipster who time-traveled from a quaint Kyoto café to Brazil’s indie underground scene, exclusively to confuse everyone. Seriously, "Japanese Indie," "J-Rock," and six variations of "J-Pop" all in your favorites? I see we’re collecting genres like Pokémon—too bad none of them evolve into something anyone outside your bubble wants to listen to. Your top artists list is like a hipster’s version of "Who’s That?" Is this a playlist or a résumé for people who can’t decide between being an edgy teenager and a cultured adult? Between "The Dear Hunter" and "KISIDA KYODAN & THE AKEBOSI ROCKETS," I half expect to find an angsty diary entry about how nobody understands your complex, deeply ironic relationship with "Vocaloid" music. Who knew you could be so niche and yet so bland at the same time? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. With heart-wrenching titles like "Curses" and "Scars," it’s like a playlist for when you’ve given up trying to impress anyone and are just putting your emotional baggage out there for the world to see. Keep up this path, and you’ll be rocking the "Sad, Single, and Proud" persona while binging on Pocky and crying into your oversized T-shirt. At least you’ll have the perfect soundtrack for your one-person pity party.

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