Roasted 4 months ago based on Cam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Cam, your Spotify profile reads like the angry diary entries of a teenager whose crush just moved on to someone who listens to pop music. I mean, your favorite genres span enough mood swings to trigger an entire support group. From "Post-Hardcore" to "Emo Rap," it looks like you’ve been collecting heartache and angst like they're rare Pokémon. Are you a metal aficionado or just really invested in maintaining your dark and brooding aesthetic? Either way, good luck finding someone who'll swipe right when your playlist screams, “I might be in my feelings, but I wear black to hide my inner turmoil!” As for your top artists, I can't help but wonder if they're the soundtrack to your existential crisis. "nothing,nowhere."—seriously? Sounds like you just typed out the feelings you refuse to admit you have. And "$uicideboy$”? What’s next, a tribute album called “When Sadness Strikes Back”? I swear you’ve got enough angst in your top picks to fuel an entire generation of scene kids nostalgic for their angsty past. You practically have a PhD in misery, don’t you? Let me guess: your perfect evening involves dim lighting, a bowl of cereal, and painstakingly rewatching your entire “emo phase” on YouTube. And wow, those most played songs really push the boundaries of 'self-pity' and 'let's see what’s sad and loud'—a blend that’s officially the musical equivalent of wearing black eyeliner to a party and telling everyone you're over it. "Cutting My Fingers Off"? Cam, buddy, you might want to take a step back and rethink your life choices if that’s your jam. Your Spotify is like a sonic smorgasbord of despair. While I give you props for your eclectic taste, perhaps consider adding a sprinkle of joy to the mix? Even the ghosts need a break from all the death and drama every now and then!

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