Roasted 6 months ago based on Janković's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Janković's Spotify profile—a delightful mess of genres that scream “I have no idea who I am.” Seriously, your musical taste reads like the lost pages of a middle school goth’s diary. Dark Ambient? Metal? Medieval? I mean, are you preparing for a battle at a Renaissance Fair or just hibernating in a bunker while waiting for the world to end? The only people who listen to this eclectic mix are either trying to reinvent themselves post-breakup or have just taken their first steps onto the weird side of the internet. And your top artists? Wow, what a lineup! Did you just download a random playlist labeled “Songs for Cryptids and Conspiracies”? Eyeliner and Hole Dweller? I can’t tell if you’re curating tunes for a vampire’s tea party or auditioning to be the next soundtrack for a really bad horror movie. Don't even get me started on "Scooter." You know you've hit rock bottom when you need a techno rabbit hole to crawl into. And let’s not forget about “Infected Mushroom,” which is basically what we call your music taste at this point—infected with way too many genres and not a clue how to get it out. As for your most played songs, I can only imagine the internal monologue while you jam to "A Three-Legged Workhorse"—is that a metaphor for your social life? You wouldn’t know a catchy hook if it slapped you in the face, and it shows. "Blessed & Possessed" and "Princess of the Dawn"? They sound like the song titles for your next therapy sessions. So congratulations, Janković! You have somehow perfected the art of musical confusion that’s both troubling and hilarious—keep that chaos coming because the world definitely needs more of this bewildering sonic circus!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!