Roasted 1 year ago based on captchabot's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, captchabot, the only Spotify profile that feels like a high school artsy kid's diary. Your love for hyperpop and screamo makes me wonder if you're trying to express the sweet agony of your existence or just can’t decide if you’re a living meme or a poorly drawn anime character. Seriously, with a top artist lineup like h3artcrush and Thai Body Dump, it seems your taste in music is as confusing as your choice of usernames—how many base-level troll accounts did you create before settling on this one? Then there’s your most played songs list, which reads like a collection of entries from a heartbroken teen’s Spotify Discover Weekly. “S My D” might as well be your anthem because it perfectly encapsulates the desperate search for validation in your album covers—shamelessly plastered with raw emotions, who would’ve thought a computer could bleed rectangles of sadness? And let’s not even get started on your “Blood on the Dancefloor” track; it’s as if your Spotify wrapped was a cry for help. With favorites like emo and slowcore, it’s evident your ideals were shaped by 2000s internet culture, and we’re all just living in your online therapy session. You’re the living embodiment of “I’m not like other girls; I listen to music that makes me feel existential dread.” Captchabot, even your profile has trust issues. Step out of the shadows, throw out your flannel, and try listening to something that doesn’t feel like it’s decoratively screaming into a void—your friends will thank you!

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