Roasted 2 months ago based on Caterpillar ㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Caterpillar, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of an identity crisis and a ‘best of’ list from a karaoke night in a suburban Indian community center. I mean, "Bangla Pop" and "Trap Metal"? That's like pairing a plate of samosas with a side of moonshine. Are you waiting for the DJ to drop the bass in a conversation at an Indian family function? Because I can’t tell whether it’s a cultural celebration or a complete cultural mishmash that belongs in a blender. Your top artists list is about as confusing as trying to follow a plot in a David Lynch film. Pritam and Taylor Swift in one breath? You're clearly not seeking consistency, but rather the musical equivalent of a buffet where you can sample every dish without ever committing to one. The only thing these artists could agree on is that none of them could possibly agree on what tune you’ll be stuck humming in your head later. Bonus points for mixing those soul-crushing ballads with a hefty dose of Himesh Reshammiya — it's like listening to Shakespeare while swatting away a swarm of mosquitoes. But let’s not ignore those most played songs, which look like the playlist of a person who has too many feelings and too little wifi. “Wild Flower” by RM and “Hookah Bar” by Himesh? This is not just an auditory rollercoaster; it’s an emotional wreck that screams 'I’m desperately trying to fit every possible mood into my day.' Are you just foraging for every genre to melt into one confused blob of sound? Save your soul and pick a lane — otherwise, you might just find your Spotify wrapped looking like a personal ad for a therapy session.

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