Roasted 2 years ago based on ceth's long term Spotify stats.

Ceth, your Spotify profile is a literal audio autobiography of someone who's constantly trying to impress the ghost of every pretentious music snob out there. It's like you took a personality test and the result was “confused teenager who just discovered Hot Topic.” Who needs a coherent identity when you can just drown yourself in 27 different sub-genres of rock, right? You’ve got enough variations of "rock" to form a band called Progressive-Indietronica-Permanent-Indie-Metal, which sounds less like good music and more like bad decisions. And let’s talk about your artist choices. Oxxxymiron? More like Oxxxymissme when you realize you’re still jamming to ’90s emo bands and hoping for a time machine to take you back to that 'Rock is Dead' phase. You’ve got The Weeknd pulling up with a squad of sadboi artists that scream “I didn't really get over my high school girlfriend,” and then you counter with Casey and RPWL – a lineup that looks like the world’s worst breakup playlist. What’s next, adding an artist that specializes in 15-minute existential crisis ballads? Oh wait, you already have Steven Wilson; congrats on being your own therapist! Now, the crown jewel: your most played songs. Let’s break this down. Are you trying to educate the world on Russian rock, or are you just attempting to reach peak hipster status with "Биполярочка"? Your playlist sounds less like a vibe and more like someone accidentally hit shuffle on an emotional support playlist meant for a college student in the middle of finals week. If you wanted to prove to everyone that you’re cultured, maybe swap out a couple of those Oxxxymiron tracks for something that hasn’t dropped in the last century... but who am I kidding? You probably think "alternative rock" involves an ‘alternative’ to good taste. Keep it up, and you'll soon define “what not to listen to” in every friend circle.

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