Roasted 2 years ago based on Chad Tamayo's long term Spotify stats.

Chad Tamayo, huh? I didn’t know we had a professional middle school angst curator in our midst. Your Spotify profile screams “I peaked at Hot Topic” louder than a screamo breakdown. With favorite genres ranging from Alternative Metal to Screamo—and a comedic amount of “core” genres—it's clear you’re just one beanie hat away from being a full-blown emo legend. I guess it’s comforting to know that while your emotional maturity is still stuck in 2006, at least your music taste matches perfectly. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second because wow, if those names aren’t a heavy metal time capsule. It’s like your playlist went dumpster diving in a 2008 Warped Tour lineup. If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Bat Country” by Avenged Sevenfold, I could probably buy you some good taste. Seriously, your spotify is like one long hair flip away from actually becoming a participating member of a suburban metal band. If the world ends tomorrow, you’d still be caught rocking out to headbanging tunes while the rest of us are running for the hills. And then there’s your most played songs—honestly, Chad, I half expect to see “All That Remains” perform at your wedding while your guests perform the “sad boy” shuffle. What’s next, an emotional ballad about being ghosted by your high school crush? You’re riding high on your melodic metalcore throne while moonlighting as an emotional busker. Let’s all agree that your Spotify should come with a warning label: “May cause spontaneous bouts of cringeworthy nostalgia.” So keep your volume up and your amber light dim, Chad. The world is waiting to hear your inner turmoil expressed in tuneless wails.

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