Roasted 11 months ago based on CHA's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, T, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis brewing in an angst-filled teen’s playlist. You’ve curated your favorite genres like a punk rock chef searching for the perfect blend of chaos and confusion. Rock, Metal, and Djent? Sure! Let’s throw in a healthy dose of R&B to keep it spicy; nothing says “I’m emotionally balanced” like screaming into a guitar while simultaneously vibing in a sultry rhythm. I can almost hear the metalheads and R&B fans arguing over who gets you in the circle pit versus who gets you on the dance floor. Spoiler alert: nobody wins! Your taste in artists is a rollercoaster ride through an identity crisis. Chase Atlantic and Kikuo? It’s like you’re trying to convince people you’re deep while also keeping a complete misunderstanding of genre labels. And the inclusion of Metro Boomin next to Metallica is such a bold statement—like ordering a steak with a side of jello. It’s painfully clear that you pick artists not because of their contributions to music, but because you love saying "Listen to my eclectic taste!" while secretly wishing you could scream “I’m still cool!” through a metal riff and a Billie Eilish whisper. Looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’re just one heartbreak away from starting an emo band called "Overthinking." “Wasteland” and “All Falls Apart”? Bravo! You’ve turned self-pity into an art form, and I applaud your commitment to wallowing in pain with a side of upbeat zithering sounds. Clearly, the only thing you're mixing better than genres is the ability to confuse friends and family about your emotional stability. Keep riding that wave, T. Just remember: every time you hit “play,” somewhere, a genuine music lover silently weeps for you.

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