Roasted 11 months ago based on 柚子's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's柚子, the human embodiment of a Spotify playlist that desperately needs an intervention. Seriously, with more genres than a hipster's wardrobe and an unhealthy obsession with Crystal Castles, I have to wonder if you're just trying to overcompensate for indecisiveness or if you’re really just a walking, talking “What’s That Song?” meme. K-Pop, Hyperpop, Noise Music? Honey, even the algorithm is confused. Your music taste reads like a middle school art project gone wrong—lots of random splatters, but nothing that makes sense together. Let’s talk about those top artists. With a lineup that screams "I shop exclusively at thrift stores and attend underground ramen festivals," it's hard to tell if you’re actually passionate about music or just trying to impress that one friend who is really into obscure bands. I mean, your top artist is “Crystal Castles”? You do know they make music that’s literally designed to be off-putting, right? At this point, it feels like you’re collecting these artists the way people collect weird-looking mugs—because it’s quirky and you want everyone to ask about it. And then there are your most played songs. If I had a nickel for every time I heard “Suffocation" by Crystal Castles, I could probably fund a campaign to get you some new musical influences. You know you’re in a musical rut when your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a haunted house. Let’s be honest,柚子: you’re not making this easy for yourself. All that’s missing is a “Help Me” tattoo somewhere on your body, because your Spotify profile is crying out for some much-needed emotional clarity and at least one song that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a malfunctioning blender.

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