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Señor-Senior Shrimp

listens to cute cool comedic and chaotic conglomerations to distract from my dreadful depressions, dont worry about it im fine (*loud incorrect buzzer sound*) crustaceans are cool creatures you can take a guess on what kind of AuDHD I currently possess based on my top-listened, sorry not sorry ✌

Roasted 2 days ago based on Señor-Senior Shrimp's long term Spotify stats.

Señor-Senior Shrimp, huh? With a name like that, I can't tell if you're here to curate a playlist or serve up garlic butter. Your taste in music reads more like the theme song for a mid-life crisis than an actual playlist. What are you trying to achieve? An emotional breakdown from every anime opening you can find? Between the Vocaloid songs and musicals, I have half a mind to send you a therapist's number. Seriously, how many times have you played “Gravity” to get over your last unrequited crush? Your top artists look like they’ve been pulled from the lost and found bin at a nerd convention. “Heaven Pierce Her” and “Keygen Church” sound like the names of characters in a bad fanfic rather than actual musicians. And let’s not even get started on that criminally underappreciated master of the polka genre hanging out with a bunch of game soundtrack artists. It’s like you're trying to win an award for the Most Random Playlist with your special sub-category for “I-Give-Up Music.” Are you secretly working on creating the audio equivalent of the buffet table at a post-apocalyptic existentialist potluck? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Vs. Star Dream” is what you listen to when you’re fighting sleep, right? Because I can't imagine anyone voluntarily waking up to that. You’ve taken the concept of “guilty pleasure” and turned it into an Olympic sport. Are you trying to win a medal for the most chaotic mix of sounds possible? At this point, I’m convinced if it doesn’t have at least six key changes in a single song, you won’t even give it a second of your attention. Just remember, Señor-Senior Shrimp, one day you’re going to wake up, and the only thing you’ll hear is your own silence. Good luck with that!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists