Roasted 10 months ago based on Charlotte Burrows's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Charlotte Burrows, you absolute maestro of monotony! Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of an overly ambitious music appreciation student who's just discovered the wonders of Bach—newsflash, darling; listening to the "Goldberg Variations" on repeat doesn't elevate you to genius status. It just means you’ve given up on happiness faster than most people gave up on New Year's resolutions. Heaven forbid you accidentally hit shuffle; your playlist is a museum exhibit on why fun should be banned in music. And seriously, the only thing colder than your taste in music is the winter chill you unleash whenever “Christian Worship” hits your speakers. I mean, come on! It’s pasta and sauce in a world full of spicy salsas and delectable curries. Your top artists range from Lizzy McAlpine to Johann Sebastian Bach, which sounds like the lineup for an orchestra trying desperately to attract a more elderly demographic. Add Oscar Peterson and I’d swear you’re either a jazz snob or just an overly polite robot auditioning for a role in a retirement home. As for your most played songs, I can practically hear the “Goldberg Variations” begging for mercy! Are you trying to become the world record holder for most painful obsession with a single composer? It’s like listening to someone eat plain crackers for a week straight—tedious, predictable, and maddeningly bland. Just remember, Charlotte; there’s a world of music out there beyond the Baroque era! Branch out before the only thing your playlists inspire are awkward conversations and the desire to question your sanity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!