Roasted 2 years ago based on ali's long term Spotify stats.

Ali, we need to talk. First, I appreciate that your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a hipster Turkish coffee shop, but let’s be honest—how many Turkish hip hop tracks does it take to finally convince you that you’re living in the past? It’s like you stumbled into a time machine and decided to stay in 2018, swaying to the heartbeats of artists that even Google struggles to find. Just a heads up, nobody told you “Turkish Drill” isn’t an actual construction job, right? Your top artists read like a family reunion for a group of people who can’t find a decent beat if their lives depended on it. Listen, if "Ceg" has more tracks on your playlist than friends on your social media, you might want to reevaluate your life choices. I get it—riding the emotional rollercoaster of “Hüzünlü Şarkılar” while looking like a mess under your own bedcovers is relatable, but let's face it: your entire music library screams "I'm still thinking about my last crush—and they ghosted me." And don’t get me started on that shocking mix of "Speed Up" and "Slow" Turkish songs. Are you trying to raise the energy or lull yourself to sleep? With your taste in music, it’s no wonder you’ve got “Emo Rap” on repeat. If there's any consolation, it’s that you probably only listen to "First Class" on the way to your couch, which is where you apparently do all your heavy lifting. Cheers to a Spotify profile that perfectly captures the confusion in your life!

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