Roasted 1 year ago based on ChewyGlitter's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ChewyGlitter, the Spotify profile that looks like someone threw a French baguette and a disco ball into a blender and hit purée! It’s truly impressive how you’ve managed to create a genre list that could double as an avant-garde international cuisine menu. “French Hip Hop"? More like “Can’t Dance, But Still Dangerous.” Your taste is like a French café: pretentious, overpriced, and you still leave feeling empty inside. It’s no wonder they say Paris is the city of love; clearly, you’re just trying to find a romantic connection with your Spotify algorithm. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists—it's like a tour through the discount bin of a French flea market. I mean, if “Star Academy” was a metaphor for your listening choices, we'd be applying for a rescue hotline instead of trying to educate you on good music! Pierre Garnier and M. Pokora, huh? Is this a music playlist or a reunion for “People Who Still Use MySpace”? You’ve got more random collaborations than an episode of a reality TV show. Seriously, who are these people? Do you need a GPS to navigate this confusing audio landscape? And your most played songs? Wow, I didn't realize it was possible to simultaneously have a crush on a playlist and want to unfollow it in the same breath. “Dona Dona (RPZ Zevent)” and “La vériter”? Congratulations, you're officially the only person still streaming songs that sound like they were recorded on someone's flip phone during a power outage. But hey, at least you’ve got “vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo in there. A beacon of hope in a sea of French whimsy. Maybe your next step should be learning how to properly pronounce “non” so that you can say it to yourself before every listen to this musical train wreck!

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