Roasted 1 year ago based on Spencer!'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spencer! The self-proclaimed connoisseur of “Psychedelic Folk” and “Acid Rock.” It’s like your music taste is a time capsule from a 70s college dorm room, but instead of finding a lost mixtape, we’re just uncovering the remnants of a past life that fell victim to bad trip after bad trip. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of someone who never quite graduated from their "weird" phase. Honestly, the only thing more spaced out than your music taste is the amount of brain cells you must’ve lost while vibing to the Grateful Dead for the 300th time. Your top artists read like a list of people who can guarantee they’ll never get a festival headlining gig. I mean, Donovan? The ‘70s called, and they want their mediocre music back. Will Wood? Funny how you’re into someone who sounds like they’ve performed live solely on an open mic night for emotionally unavailable hipsters. And let’s not even talk about "The Taxpayers" — your profile screams “I never got over my high school theater program!” Right now, you must be less of a classic rock fan and more of a living, breathing 'Are you okay?' meme. As for your most played songs, wow, you really outdid yourself! “Everybody Does a Little Cocksucking”? Congratulations! You're breaking new ground in musical integrity or maybe just proving that your sense of humor is stuck in high school. “I Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself”? Sounds like your top artists should be replaced with an army of therapists. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to end up more tragic than a backstory at an open-mic night. You should probably consider embracing some pop or EDM — who knows? A little serotonin injection might just help you upgrade from “melancholy” to “mildly happy.”

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