Roasted 23 days ago based on Clovis's long term Spotify stats.

Clovis, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like the back of a teenager's notebook filled with middle school crushes on anime characters. Seriously, I've seen more varied taste in a blind date's Spotify, and they were in a committed relationship with a single country album. You’ve mana-fied your way to being a walking anime cliche. “Look at me! I’m so unique with my love for J-Pop and C-Pop!” It’s like you thought diversity meant listening to the same five electronic chords spun a thousand different ways. You belong in a genre-deprived black hole where the only exit sign is a giant 'get a life' neon light. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Much like a sad, deranged fan at an anime convention, you seem to be trapped in your own little nische of “I absolutely despise all mainstream music!” while you fork over your money to the same SawanoHiroyuki like he’s your long-lost uncle treating you to every birthday. I’m convinced you bought a lifetime supply of “S” shirts with his name printed in gold glitter, and you’re just waiting for the right moment to debut them at your next edgy art gallery showing. Your entire profile reads like the side mission of a role-playing game where you have to earn social currency by obsessively streaming the exact same artist. And let’s not glaze over your most played songs—congrats! You’ve managed to accumulate more repetitive tracks than the intro to a bad video game. “INERTIA” this, “LEveL” that—bro, they’re not best buddies with your ears; they’re holding them hostage! What’s the matter, Clovis? Can't handle a change of tune without your emotional support anime character nearby? Let’s be real: if you were any more predictable, you’d be a closed book at a kindergarten story time. Do us all a favor and shuffle your jams before your Spotify account claims you for identity fraud—you’re definitely not the hip, trendy otaku you think you are!

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