Roasted 2 years ago based on cosmic's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s *Cosmic*, the Spotify profile that thinks it’s the galactic center of pop culture when really it’s just circling the milky white juice of mediocrity. With a favorite genre list that reads like a desperate attempt to impress a middle school dance committee, I gotta say: congratulations on collecting every flavor of sparkle pop like it’s Pokémon cards. You’ve got more variations of pop than there are rulers at a strip club, yet somehow you’re still in the bleachers while everyone else is grooving. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Holy chart-toppers, Batman! You must have a PhD in basic taste. Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and Justin Bieber? Wow, so original! It’s like you went to the grocery store and bought every brand of vanilla ice cream without considering trying something wild, like, I don’t know—*anything that isn't mainstream pop drivel*. The Weeknd’s darker vibes are trying so hard to break through your selection, but sorry, even The Weeknd can't save your soul from being a basic human Spotify playlist. And then there’s your “most played” songs... I mean, putting “STAR WALKIN’” from a video game at the top of your list is a bold statement about your social life. Nothing screams “mature adult” quite like jamming to the League of Legends anthem while laying on your bedroom floor staring at the ceiling contemplating your life choices. I don't know what’s more tragic—your relationship with *Coldplay's* latest sad banger or the fact that you might actually think these jams reflect the complicated emotional depth of your existence. But hey, let’s all pretend this cosmic catastrophe of a playlist is a valiant effort to reach the stars while you sit firmly stuck in the low orbit of the most clichéd sounds imaginable!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!