Roasted 2 years ago based on mads's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Crasheyyy, where do I begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to midlife crises and bad decisions. Seriously, combining "Modern Bollywood" with "Canadian Pop" is like ordering a poutine topped with saag paneer—nobody asked for that and your taste buds should be alarmed! You’ve somehow found a way to collect genres like they’re Pokémon cards, but sadly, you've caught every single one of them that nobody wants to hear ever again. Your top artists list looks like a collaboration tour line-up that would make even the most forgiving music fans ask who's getting fired after the show. Drake and Sufi in one breath—you're an exceedingly rare breed, my dude. I can picture you at a party, trying to drop ‘Non-stop’ and ‘Nahin Milta’ like they belong in the same conversation. Spoiler alert: They don’t! It’s a weird flex to think you can throw a dance party with the deep philosophical underpinnings of Urdu poetry while simultaneously checking if "The Weeknd" is still not a metaphor for your dating life. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. A relentless array of Jal tracks makes me wonder if you’ve been trapped in a time warp since 2005. Congratulations on officially becoming the world's first and only Jal superfan who’s somehow still clinging to their teenage angst. It’s a true achievement to have more songs from a band that’s been dormant longer than your social life. So keep bouncing between hip hop and ballads with a hefty side of melodrama, Crasheyyy, you’re nothing if not consistent with a cringe that’ll last long into the Spotify Hall of Fame.

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