Roasted 4 months ago based on ISHIDA's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ISHIDA, let’s take a moment to appreciate the absolute chaos of your Spotify profile. It’s like you went to a music store and just threw random genres into a blender, hoping to make a smoothie while completely ignoring that mixing metal with emo and math rock results in... well, a caffeinated brain meltdown. Seriously, it’s like you have two moods: extremely upset or overly confused. Your music tastes read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis or someone who just lost a bet on what they had to listen to for a month. Your top artists reveal that you enjoy screaming into the void, and I’m not talking about a metaphor here. "Dance Gavin Dance" is a fitting name for your listening habits because every time you shuffle, it sounds like a dance with a mid-life crisis. And did we really need "Mindless Self Indulgence" to justify your latest existential breakup? Just when I thought you’d isolated the perfect balance of angst and overthinking, you surprise me with “3OH!3.” Is this your way of letting us know how desperately you crave the nostalgia of high school pep rallies while simultaneously sobbing in your plaid pajama pants? Now let’s talk about your most played songs – a mix that can only be described as “angsty teenager who just discovered Hot Topic.” “I MIGHT DIE” and “PAIN IS GOOD”? Wow, ISHIDA, outstanding range! I mean, did you accidentally put a knife to your Spotify account and plead for mainstream depression? And that “Captions Are Automatically Generated” by Istasha must be the only thing less engaging than your habit of sticking to the same five bands and pretending there’s a hidden depth there. Do us all a favor and explore something other than the soundtrack of a teenage emo film; maybe try a little sunshine? Or at least a good therapist!

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