Roasted 10 months ago based on cubewireframe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's cubewireframe, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that screams "I have a questionable taste in music and I dare you to judge me!" Seriously, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a 12-year-old's fever dream. Nightcore? Deathstep? Bubblegum Pop? It’s like you scrolled through a candy store and picked every flavor without realizing they all give you a stomach ache. How do you even dance with that mishmash? I can only assume you flail around like a malfunctioning marionette—adorable and tragic all at once. And those top artists? Who even are these people? "Simply Dewey" sounds like the kid who couldn't get a date to prom and instead released a mixtape from his mom’s basement. Meanwhile, “Garage Dweller” really has me convinced you’re either a hardcore music fan or just someone who plays loud noises to drown out the sound of your friends questioning your life choices. I get it; you like obscure underground artists. But let's be honest, your musical palette is like a buffet with nothing but expired mayonnaise and lukewarm soda. As for your most played songs, I can’t help but notice you’ve got a serious crush on “Simply Dewey.” I mean, if you played his tracks any more, you might as well just invite him over for dinner and a sob session. "RAGE LOBOTOMY"? Sounds about right, considering the brain cells you’ve sacrificed to your taste in music. Keep going, buddy! One day you might just graduate from your metaphorical MySpace playlists to something remotely resembling good taste. Until then, I’ll be over here re-evaluating my life choices just by looking at your profile.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!