Roasted 2 months ago based on ₊ ⊹ 👾 ˚.'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to ₊ ⊹ 👾 ˚.'s Spotify profile, the sonic equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. Seriously, your music taste reads like a high schooler's list of potential hobbies they just Googled at 3 AM after a binge on TikTok. With a rotation dominated by "Breakcore" and "Dark Ambient," it's a wonder you don’t simultaneously send your neighbors into a panic while summoning spirits for a late-night rave. Your top artists are a delightful mix of indie darlings and niche obscurities, making you the proud owner of Spotify's "Hipster Hall of Fame" membership card. “Jack Stauber's Micropop"? Really? What are you trying to achieve with that? A musical identity crisis? Let's not even get started on “i don't like mirrors”—because clearly, you’re not a fan of self-reflection, because how else could you justify repeatedly streaming "Creep" and feeling proud about it? And as for your most played songs? Congratulations on curating the ultimate soundtrack for a mid-2000s emo revival that no one asked for. “Noli” by [[LUCA]] and “fish in the pool” by yeule sound like the names of the characters rejected from an obscure anime. Look, we appreciate your eclectic vibes, but if anyone played your playlist at a party, it would be classified as an act of war. So, keep scrolling that algorithm; let’s just hope it doesn’t keep sending you on a journey to the depths of Spotify "What was I thinking?" territory.

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