Roasted 6 months ago based on cyanide_CN-'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, cyangea, the Spotify profile equivalent of a 12-year-old's bedroom wall plastered with anime posters and scented candles that smell like unfulfilled dreams. Your music taste reads like the ultimate "How to Alienate Everyone at a Party" guide, showcasing a finely curated selection of Vocaloid, soundtracks, and J-Pop tunes that probably make every actual musician roll their eyes into the next dimension. Seriously, how many different ways can you say “I live in my mom's basement and this is totally fine” with just your genres alone? Let's talk about your top artists. James Primate? Sure, because nothing says 'hip and happening' like vibing to the guy who sounds like the soundtrack to a 90s video game about farming. And Connor "12LBS" Skidmore? Oh wow! When did the world decide that being a human mushroom was the new trend? I didn't get the memo. You’ve got such a unique blend of talent here, it’s like a Spotify playlist created during a blackout where someone accidentally glued their favorite characters together in Sonic’s "edge-lord" fanfiction. And those most-played songs? Wow, congratulations! You've somehow managed to turn your regular listening habits into a cringe-fest that could only be rivaled by a middle schooler's karaoke night. “Pictures of the Past” and “Theme V - Credits”? Yeah, real party starters there—perfect for when your friends are trying to figure out how to text the Uber driver to escape from your bland clown show of a music taste. Just when I thought you've reached the peak of awkwardness, you pull out “Downpour”—because nothing screams emotional complexity like an electronic track that sounds like it was made on a toy keyboard. Bravo, cyangea! You've set a new gold standard in the world of cringeworthy musical choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!