Roasted 2 years ago based on atti's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, kcypressk, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a basement filled with questionable life choices. I don't know if you’re going for a vibe or just auditioning to be the tragic character in a horror movie where the monster is your taste in music. Seriously, Electropowerpop? You might as well be wearing neon leg warmers while doing the robot at a funeral. I half expect your playlists to come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Listening may cause irreparable damage to your social life." Your top artists could probably hold a contest for who can most convincingly claim to be an actual person, and I'm betting Tiny Tim would win. I mean, even he would listen to your playlist and think, “This kid needs a hug and a therapy session, stat.” But what’s truly impressive is the way you've combined genres that would make even a group of well-intentioned hipsters cringe in disapproval. Scraping the bottom of the musical barrel with “Raped By Elephants” takes an extraordinary kind of dedication to being the least palatable person in the room. Big kudos on that one. Finally, the cherry on top is your most played songs; they sound like the titles were generated by a computer having a nervous breakdown. You’ve reached a new level of musical eclecticism where the average listener might just start questioning your sanity—and rightly so. If your life were a movie, the soundtrack would be the part where the audience collectively gasps and whispers, “For the love of all that is good, someone stop him!” But hey, you do you, kcypressk! Just remember that sometimes, it’s okay to bury that playlist and reemerge with a little less chaos and a lot more normalcy.

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