Roasted 2 years ago based on z's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Z Z Z, the Spotify profile that sounds like the title of a mediocre bedtime story. Your favorite genres read more like a shopping list at a music store run by a twelve-year-old who just discovered the internet. From "Sigilkore" to Canadian Contemporary R&B, it's clear your taste is as eclectic as that drawer everyone has filled with assorted batteries and expired coupons. It's like you threw a dart at a genre chart and decided to claim each one as your favorite, only to mislabel it with hipster buzzwords that even the artists are confused by. Scrolling through your top artists, one can't help but wonder if you've ever heard a song from someone who's not a TikTok sensation. "Odetari" and "Stray Kids"? Sounds like the title of a dystopian film where the hipster rebels refuse to listen to anything created before 2021. And let's not forget "Canadian Pop"—what did we do to deserve this musical segregation? You could’ve saved yourself some time and just said, "I like catchy tunes that make me feel like I belong at a college party where nobody actually knows each other." And your most played songs list is a veritable treasure trove of musical beige space. I mean, "I <3 LATINAS" by Odetari? What a bold proclamation of artistry and lyrical depth. And "Never Lose Me" by Flo Milli? A masterclass in not taking life seriously. If we had a dollar for every time you've channeled your inner wannabe influencer while listening to “Wild Side (feat. Cardi B)”, we could fund a series of workshops to help you figure out where your actual taste in music went. But keep it up, Z Z Z; the world needs more mediocrity to balance the genius out there.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!