Roasted 2 years ago based on Daarko's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Daarko, the self-proclaimed king of Pop—just like your taste in music, your profile is utterly predictable. It's like if a teenage girl's bedroom threw up all over Spotify and decided to call it a day. I mean, do you have a secret contract with Taylor Swift? Because you're streaming her like you're trying to score a backstage pass. I wouldn't be surprised if you cry a little every time you hit “repeat” on "All Too Well." Newsflash: it’s okay to let the other artists breathe for a second, buddy! And what’s with those genres? "Pixel"? Is that a genre or just a fancy way of saying you listen to video game soundtracks while avoiding real-life responsibilities? You’re like a walking playlist for someone desperately trying to convince their friends they're cool enough to dance at a party, then ultimately standing awkwardly with a drink in your hand because you only know the steps to TikTok dances. I’ve seen people with more versatile tastes at a dentist’s office waiting to get their cavities filled—and they at least had the decency to grab a few pop hits along with the smooth jazz while they waited. But hey, at least you’ve got a strong sense of self. The fact that “Daarko” is one of your top artists is a bold choice! It’s almost like you’re trying to start a revolution in your parents’ basement and your only allies are a few indie soundtracks and Broadway tunes. Here’s a tip: maybe add a little variety to your listening—unless you’re aiming to create the world’s most niche karaoke night. Because if this profile is any indication, your social calendar must be about as lively as a library after hours. So go out there, live a little, and save Taylor for the 3 AM sob sessions!

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