Roasted 2 months ago based on cookingwith's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to your Spotify profile, where the only thing more obscure than your favorite genres is your grasp on what constitutes music! “Hyperpop”? More like “Hyperstop”—a euphoric invitation to whip out the earplugs. Honestly, with a lineup like “Experimental,” “Ambient,” and “Drone,” your listening habits sound less like a playlist and more like an avant-garde sleep therapy session gone horribly wrong. Do they even play instruments in those genres, or are you just vibing with a field of goats yelling? Your top artists take the cake for being a collection of names that sound like a NyQuil-induced fever dream. “Playboi Carti” and “Lil Uzi Vert” are the only ones carrying the vibe, while the rest of your line-up reads like a list of people who lost their Wi-Fi and decided to pluck random names off their backyard fence. If you told me this was the soundtrack to a 4-hour art film about existential dread, I’d barely blink—because it probably is! But hey, don’t let the fact that you’re only one viral TikTok video away from becoming the music world's biggest punchline get you down. And let’s talk about "most played songs." I’m not saying your tastes are niche, but pretty sure I just stumbled into a digital hipster’s art exhibit where nobody asked for their opinions. “Body Within Body” sounds delightful, but why do I feel like I’m about to be personally haunted by its title? And the sheer number of instrumental tracks in your top songs begs the question: are you trying to score a film nobody wants to watch? Spoiler alert: *No one* is putting these jams on at a party. So, here’s my advice: maybe try adding one pop song in there that doesn’t sound like mood lighting is at play. Otherwise, I can only assume your musical soul is tucked away in a dusty corner of an abandoned warehouse, nodding along while contemplating the nature of reality.

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