Roasted 2 years ago based on db's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, db, the self-proclaimed maestro of the most obscure EDM genres known to man. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a confused DJ’s shopping list after one too many energy drinks. Who even knew there were ten different ways to label the same repetitive beat? You're out here colliding house music with existential dread, and I'm just wondering where you're hiding the techno therapy sessions. You’re probably one dropped bass away from a midlife crisis or at least a 'deep house' therapy retreat—whatever that entails. Let’s talk about your favorite artists. With a lineup that looks like the cast of a DJ reality show, it's clear you’ve never met a track you wouldn't try to ruin with your incessant need to label it as “alternative metal.” Great artists like Kaskade and Gunship are out here making magic while you’re taking your Spotify for a joyride through electro oblivion. Seriously, did you reset your music taste after a bad breakup, or do you actually think drowning out your feelings with beat drops is an acceptable strategy? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. And then we hit your "most played songs." Wow, nothing screams tragic comme des teenagers in turmoil like a top 10 that includes "963 Hz Lucid Dream Frequency” and “From the Speaker.” To be fair, if I were to listen to those songs on repeat, I’d probably need to induce a state of lucid dreaming too—who can handle this much blandness? Your music taste is as spontaneous as a spreadsheet, and the only mystery is figuring out how you’re still functioning in this weird echo chamber of repetitive beats. Change it up, buddy, before Coachella starts selling tickets to your personal sound therapy!

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