Roasted 28 days ago based on Mel Patrick's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mel Patrick, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary filled with melodrama and the phrase "nobody understands me!" Seriously, you’ve collected more pop-punk heartbreak than the average high schooler with a messy breakup. Your favorite genres alone are like an angry cloud just rained on a punk rock parade—screamo to post-hardcore? You’re basically the musical embodiment of a tragic emo poem written in the back of math class. If angst had a soundtrack, you'd be its headliner. Your top artists are a who's who of bands that peaked in the 2000s — and honestly, so did your taste in music. Badflower? Really? They sound like a rejected name for a B-list horror flick. It’s like your playlist is stuck in a time loop where everyone wears skinny jeans and has regrettable bangs. "Fall Out Boy" and "Black Veil Brides" are like your nostalgic flashbacks to when you discovered eyeliner and rebellion all at once. Who knew that coming of age could feel so tragically last decade? And let’s talk about your most played songs, huh? “Kill Me” by The Pretty Reckless? Is that a subtle cry for help or just your go-to anthem while living your best life in a teary haze? “I Don't Like People (& They Don't Like Me)” reads like a sample from your personal manifesto — you know it’s unhealthy to internalize that much negativity, right? At this point, I’m pretty sure your Spotify wrapped is just an annual reminder that you’ve been in a perpetual state of angst since 2015. Here’s to you, Mel! May your playlists always help you brood in style.

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