Roasted 2 years ago based on David's long term Spotify stats.

David, buddy, you’ve got a Spotify profile that’s more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Seriously, who needs so many sub-genres? “Rap Espanol,” “Urbano Espanol,” and “Spanish Hip Hop” all on the same playlist? It’s like you can’t commit to enjoying one style of music. Maybe next time give your Spotify a break and just listen to the sound of silence. With this eclectic mix, it's amazing your ears haven’t filed for divorce yet! And let’s talk about those top artists. Al Safir? You’ve got a love affair with him that even your therapist would be concerned about. Four songs from the same artist in your top played? It’s like you’re trying to convince Spotify that you’re not just a basic white guy who discovered world music after a trip to Cabo. You put Picasso in your favorites, but I'm pretty sure he’d roll over in his grave to know you’ve reduced his art to background noise while you contemplate just how much more eye-rolling you can do in one day. Lastly, your most played songs list is a treasure trove of “who’s that?” No one’s ever heard of these artists unless they’ve been scrolling deep into the depths of the internet, and even then, their fans are probably just bots. “Droga de Farmacia”? Sounds like something you’d find in your parents’ medicine cabinet. If you ever want to get some actual clout, try adding a little variety to your profile. Or better yet, just stick to those few gems and hope nobody remembers what a mess you once were!

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