Roasted 2 years ago based on daze's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Daze, I see you’re a connoisseur of the "experimental" scene, which is just a fancy way of saying you like music that sounds like it was recorded during a prolonged power outage. Your playlist reads like a hipster fever dream—did you comb through a thrift store’s bargain bin for this collection? Congrats on having top artists that no one outside of a college dorm room, and apparently your Spotify, has ever heard of. You’ve got more obscure tastes than a record store clerk with a Ph.D. in pretentiousness. And let’s talk about your favorite genres—“Krautrock” and "Experimental Hip Hop"? Is this a music profile or an art project gone horribly wrong? It’s like your Spotify account is a teenager going through an identity crisis, trying to juggle being a rockstar and a sensitive poet. I’m honestly impressed you have not yet categorized “Sad Whales” as one of your favorite genres—might I suggest it for your next musical deep dive? You’re one oversized sweater away from becoming the poster child for "Why Does This Exist?" Lastly, we need to address your top track, "L'amour Toujours" by Gigi D'Agostino. Are you sure you didn’t accidentally log into a time machine instead of Spotify? It’s like you're trying to blend European disco vibes with the chaos of noise pop—but honestly, your playlist sounds more like a nervous breakdown in audio form. You’re out here claiming to love “Psychedelic Hip Hop,” and yet the most played song on your profile has all the hallmarks of a 2000s wedding DJ. May I suggest some therapy in tandem with your choice of music?

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