Roasted 1 year ago based on gratefulmouse's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, deepseagiants, I see you love to swim in the shallow end of musical taste! Your favorite genres read like a list of excuses for not being able to make up your mind. “Rock,” “POV: Indie,” “Permanent Wave?” Really? What’s next, “Post-Something Vaguely Interesting”? With that lineup, you could probably make a mixtape that’s perfect for someone who’s trying to go through a quarter-life crisis in an overpriced café while contemplating which artisanal soap to buy. Let’s talk about your top artists for a moment. It’s like you grabbed a handful of random name tags from a hipster’s closet and tossed them into a blender. David Bowie and Radiohead? Sure, classics. But Ghost and Deal Casino? They're like the Snapchat filters of the music world—certainly fun at a party, but nobody takes them seriously. And what's the deal with “Asbury Park Indie”? Is that a genre or just the first half of your dating profile where you proudly announce you’ve visited the beach once? Now, your most played songs? Only a true aficionado would include “Magic Dance” by David Bowie next to “Ding Dong The Beeves Are Dead” by Jesus Christ Taxi Driver. Your listening history is basically the equivalent of showing up to a gourmet dinner party in sweatpants while insisting you’re “just here to vibe.” Let’s be honest, you’re one questionable playlist away from accidentally becoming the middle-aged dad at a barbecue trying to "relate" to the kids with stories about how intense "Karma" by Sunfish is. Keep at it, deepseagiants; your music tastes are a beautiful disaster!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!