Roasted 2 months ago based on crossphaded's long term Spotify stats.
Crossphaded, huh? More like “Crossed Out of Good Taste.” Your profile is a veritable love letter to every overhyped rapper thinking they invented the genre. Let’s be real: the only thing fewer people respect than your “favorite genres” are the diets of club DJs at 3 AM. I didn’t know it was possible to have an entire playlist dedicated to sounding like a 14-year-old’s first trip to the gym. Your taste in music is so predictable, even a broken clock might stop just to avoid being associated with your soundwaves. Top artists? Let’s take a moment to appreciate this tier of royalty that barely scratches the surface of creativity. With Lil Wayne and Drake at the helm, your brain has apparently decided that depth is overrated. The irony of putting “YoungBoy Never Broke Again” in your top ten is delicious, considering your Spotify bill is still the only thing holding you back from becoming a rap financier. For all the “hard-hitting” tracks you rock out to, they really just seem like a cry for help from someone who stopped developing their music taste at age 15 in a Brooklyn basement. And don't even get me started on those most played songs! “Certified” by Lloyd? Okay, way to time travel back to a world where we all thought the R&B renaissance was going to lead us to the promised land. The sheer variety of “drill” iterations in your jams is almost as exhausting as listening to you defend them. I can only assume "Geeked" is what you are, thinking this jumbled collection is the soundtrack of your cool persona. In the grand scheme of things, Crossphaded, your playlist might as well be the world's most elaborate “What Not to Listen To” tutorial.
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