Roasted 2 years ago based on discrase's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet discrase, the only person whose Spotify profile looks like a teenage goth’s wet dream and a midlife crisis rolled into one. With a playlist that screams "I'm still figuring out my personality," you'd think you're looking at either a band camp dropout or someone who moonlights as a crypt keeper. I mean, really, nine out of ten of your top songs are by Ghost? At this point, they should just adopt you as their official ghostwriter—especially with your absolute lack of variety. Look, I appreciate the power of metal, but could you try listening to something without a skull on the cover for once? And what’s with your top artists? You’ve got Sleep Token and Panic! At The Disco right next to Rammstein and Slipknot; it’s like you took a shot of espresso and fell into your older sibling’s emo playlist. That eclectic mix tells us you’re the kind of person to cry in the mosh pit while texting exes to remind them of the ‘good times’. If listening to Bo Burnham makes you feel like a music connoisseur, I hate to break it to you, but it's just a sad clown masquerading as deep thinking for people with the attention span of a goldfish. Finally, your most played songs are a virtual shrine to Ghost, showcasing a commitment that most people reserve for their significant others. What are you doing? You’re in a committed relationship with band merch and angst! It’s like your music taste is trying to express every single existential crisis you've ever had at once. And newsflash: the only thing scarier than the lyrics to "Kaisarion" is the sheer desperation behind your need for validation from a band that literally wore costumes to hide their faces. Here's an idea: switch it up once in a while! Embrace the joy of a full discography beyond “Creep” and slasher movies. Your future self will thank you, or at least the person left standing to read your Spotify year-in-review.

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