Roasted 2 years ago based on c3lestialfloods's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's c3lestialfloods, the only Spotify profile that sounds like a bad Marvel supervillain's origin story. With a name like that, I half-expect you to show up in a black cape yelling "Emo Anarchy!" to the bewilderment of everyone around you. Seriously, did you lose a bet on which genres to fill your life with? I’ve seen more variety in a high school kid’s first mixtape, but hey, at least you’re marking the boundaries of “music” like it’s some kind of emotional safety net. Your taste in music is like a paint-by-numbers kit crafted by a psychotic metalhead. I mean, you’ve got melodic metalcore and deathcore battling it out for your affection, but let’s be real — they’re probably just fighting to see which one can put you back into therapy faster. And what’s with the “Top Artists,” anyway? It’s like a “Who’s Who” of existential dread, but I guess that’s the soundtrack to your daily routine of staring off into the abyss. Honestly, with this lineup, it’s a miracle if anyone stays awake long enough to listen to your playlist, let alone enjoy it. And your most played songs? Wow, they really range from “I’m just sad” to “I can’t believe my therapist is on holiday.” I didn't know a soundtrack could double as a cry for help, but you've managed to pull it off spectacularly. You’re like a human mood ring that only shows shades of disappointment and despair. Just remember, it’s okay to venture outside the metallic shadows of anguish once in a while; you might actually find some joy (and a lot more color) beyond the abyss. Oh, who am I kidding? That sounds terrifying to you!

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