Roasted 2 years ago based on Doguhan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Doguhan, the human equivalent of a Bluetooth speaker with a broken bass. Your music taste reads like a hipster’s diary if they were raised in a basement, only listening to alternatives to alternatives. Seriously, "Neue Neue Deutsche Welle"? That sounds like something you'd find on a Google search for "what's left to be trendy.” Your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of tunes only you and five confused Germans have heard. I mean, “German Hyperpop”? Come on, man, the only hyper thing here is the intensity of my laughter when I see your playlists. Let’s talk about your top artists. You've got names that sound like characters from a bad anime, and half of them are just missing the “feat.” label because God knows they wouldn’t collab with anyone outside of a dark, smoky club in Berlin. "YFG Pave"? Sounds like a new pavement company that just specializes in potholes! And "Rrotzer"? Great name for something I’d expect to find in a poorly-rated local German bistro—definitely not the heavy hitters you're hoping for. At this point, your music taste screams "I want to be unique," but it’s more like "I want to be locked in a soundproof room." Your most played songs read like someone’s awkward rejection letter—just an endless loop of "absent" and all the emotional subtext of an IKEA instruction manual. The only time “always crying” makes sense is when you spin your tracks. If this was a desolate rap competition, your playlist would be the equivalent of bringing a butter knife to a gunfight. But hey, kudos to you for listening to so many artists named “absent.” I guess even they don't want to be found when they listen to your Spotify!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!